Cliche Question 2: How Are You?

Normal dialogue:
Person A: How are you?
Me: Fine. You?
Person A: Good.

Ok, now lets just make this entire thing completely honest now.
Person A: I don't give a damn about how you are doing right now, you look hungover and like a cat with a seizure did your hair.
Me: Damn this, I was walking through a wind tunnel and I haven't slept in about 2 days.
Person A: (walk by)
Me: (walk by)

Ok, so maybe the first scenario seems really nice but honestly, if we keep repressing this stuff in some dark twisty place, we're all going to snap one day and then we'll really find out just how "fine" we are.

TWLOHA

Today is TWLOHA, which stands for To Write Love On Her Arms.

-Every 20 seconds someone dies from committing suicide. (WHO)
Literally count to 20 in your head. Think about that.

The purpose of TWLOHA is to put the issues of self harm and suicide into the public eye by using a simple but meaningful gesture.

Today, we remember Antony Dominic, and many others.

100 Inside Jokes/Buzz Words/Stories

1. win=when
2. Oregon does not rhyme with polygon
3. Blue munchies
4. "cahfee"
5. headache'b'gone
   
6. double fist and cuddle
7. "I'm only letting her nom on my arm because she's drunk"
   
8. Arizona iced tea container
   
9. The Island
   
10. "At least T is face up"
11. CARnegie vs CarnEGIE
    
12. weekend omelets
13. TFLN
    
14. pushups
15. PBR vs Keystone night at Sig Ep
    
16. sleep playlists
17. ski hips
    
18. The Notebook
19. beginning sentences with the word "Which"
    
20. P&K sleeping
    
21. "Darling it's better down where it's wetter"
22. ice skating
    
23. "puntables"
    
24. "I didn't know it was possible to third wheel in a bed"
25. Charlene and the espresso shots
26. "I didn't recognize you...without the hand cuffs"
    
27. cocky jock
28. History of the World Pt 1
    
29. Nemo
    
30. Dr. Pepper night
31. return from winter break
    
32. 3:30
33. pugs vs "real dogs"
    
34. Monopoly
35. Veronica
    
36. scar
    
37. "Oh so this one time..."
    
38. "Shrek!" "Donkey!"
    
39. Low by Flo Rida
    
40. mushrooms lead to hiccups
41. footprints on the window
    
42. "sweet candy"
43. The Birdcage
44. 10
45. mint and tea tree oil
46. Vicks and benedryl
    
47. 2 hours
    
48. verbally or non-verbally?
49. Sage
50. pocket surprise
51. Walgreens
    
52. Arizona Orangeade
53. Troy lights
    
54. Lo Portos
    
55. pregame
56. Plum Blossom on Mothers Day
    
57. traffic cone
58. French dinner
    
59. tree climbing
60. Visual Culture paper on Shit Bricks
    
61. PJ pants
62. two fists+some
    
63. koala
64. sunshine
65. Hogwarts
    
66. Ginos on Easter
    
67. ski trip 2010
68. Black and Blue disc chairs
    
69. shower guy
70. Sig Ep
71. Taco Night
    
72. Re appropriation of Bday gift
    
73. rock paper scissors
74. Castle
75. Octavia
    
76. Wireless mouse
77. movie induced narcolepsy
    
78. pajamas
79. Thank-you Robin
    
80. walking by the pond
81. haircuts
    
82. Sharpie art
    
83. Gen Psych
84. my jeans
85. french braids
    
86. polka dots
    
87. bribing with O'brownies
    
88. Joe Cocker song
89. Tuesdays
    
90. puppy dog eyes
91. highlighter art
    
92. smile trade
93. Prof. A in leather boots
    
94. purple shirt and orange shirt
    
95. sneeze=1/8
96. dripping sweat
97. Another One Bites The Dust
98. 45º
    
99. Queen song
100. "my hair"

Cliche Question 1: What Is Your Major?

Ask any college student what they are studying, they have a rehearsed answer to this question. It's usually a clear, no nonsense answer that is easy to rattle off without thinking. I hate hearing this question. It's a safe question, no doubt about it. Everyone in college has some major. Even if it's "undeclared" it's still somewhat of a hodgepodge of majors. It's such a bland question and it doesn't tell you an ounce of information about the person. You should ask what they are interested, instead of pigeonholing them to one specific thing. By choosing a major, a person has the tools to set down their path in life, but they are not bound to that path. We shouldn't worry about majors as much as what interest them. People who do what interest them are happier and therefore they add more to the world than someone who is unhappy and it caries out of the workplace.

When we analyze art, we look for deeper meaning in it. A critic is

First of all, when we analyze art, when we look for deeper meaning in it, we are enjoying it for what it is. Because that is one of the things about art, be it highbrow, lowbrow, mainstream, or avant-garde: Some sort of thought went into its making — even if the thought was, “I’m going to do this as thoughtlessly as possible”! — and as a result, some sort of thought can be gotten from its reception. That is why, among other things, artists (including, for instance, James Cameron) really like to talk about their work.