Jesus Freak
We all know them. The people who quote the Bible and other religious phrases. Really, it's the kind of person who constantly has to remind us about the unrelenting love of Christ and how we're all selfish bitches for not acknowledging it. Let me go to hell in peace.
Emotions Permanently on Hormonal
These Facebook statuses often include unnecessary expletives about various things and they have to be so goddamn passionate about everything. For example " I fucking love my boyfriend anyone who fucks with him will have to put up with a lot of shit from me. Goddamn world". Yeah...you get it now.
The type of person who documents their lives as if they were in the middle of a highly scientific experiment that will surely document human life if some doomsday befalls us. They chronicle modern events, celebs and TV shows. For god sakes, I don't care that you listened to Bad Romance while watching Glee and Hulu-ed Grey's Anatomy during the commercial breaks.
The Internet Critic
This is the person who can't stand if Facebook changes the slightest thing, or if some online website rearranges itself. Who the hell cares? If you really want a customizable social networking site, go to Myspace with all the other emo middle schoolers from 2003.
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